gua sha

frozen squished frog which u rub on your face by doing black magic and skinny face

Oh look at Minhul, she’s black magiced her way into making a gua sha and is rubbing it on her face

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Political platelet disorder (PPD)

PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.

Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption