parabolas

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.

Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*

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ddf

DDF or "Ding Dong Fever": A condition in which one has an addiction to the ding dong.

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slade

The most badass cartoon villain if there ever was one.

You should never play with fire, Robin. You might get burned...

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