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1. an actress who betrayed her suppossed best friend heather locklear by fucking her husband richie sambora IMMEDIATELY after they had split. Ms. Richards also sued her ex-husband, charlie sheen for looking at pornography and calling her a filthy slut, which, that she is. and this is simply because she has bad taste in men. case in point: richie sambora is a greasy old man who is about 10 years older than denise, with vicious man boobs. a down-grade.
2. the act of fucking your best friend's husband while stuck in the middle of a custody battle with your pornography-loving ex.
example A: Look at that bitch denise richards, thinking she has everyone fooled. She bitches and whines about her "awful" and "abusive" husband for public sympathy, then she goes and fucks another chick's man. Not so innocent now, is she?
example B: I just broke up with Jake 2 hours ago, and already my best friend Gina went after him. She pulled a denise richards.
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fugly winter boots that trendy girls wear because they are simply BRAINWASHED into thinking they look cute when in reality they look stupid...like point and laugh stupid. they are also ridiculously expensive for something that doesn't look that special.
the typical UGG boot wearer is normally a thin white female with long blond hair and, in most cases, a fake tan. they typically wear anything with the Abercrombie & Fitch logo/name and a mini skirt...and uggs. many of these brainwashed homosapiens look EXACTLY the same, so finding them is very easy. they normally gather at the local mall or at a Target store.
Ugg boots are sometimes tucked into pants, normally jeans. in this case, they make the ugg boot wearer look like they have elf feet, or really big feet. Thus, making them look unattractive.
In addition, some young soccer moms have also been noted wearing these boots, resulting in their husbands cheating on them and/or filing for divorce.
horny guy #1: damn! look at that chick with the amazing body! i'm gonna go over and hook up with her!
horny guy #2: yeah man, go ahead!
horny guy #1: shit, nevermind...she's wearing UGGS. what a waste. i lost my erection now.
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proof that blondes are dumb. the stereotypical blonde bimbo with epic tits and a fake tan. i doubt SHE was the one who initiated the divorce. her husband probably had some sense knocked into him finally. is now dating a smart brunette and is making millions by pretending to be depressed and heartbroken about the split (his new album).
person 1: jessica simpson is dumb, but nick lachey is a smart man for leaving her.
person 2: she left HIM.
person 1: yeah, he left her.
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a baseball team from new york whose only concern isn't the GAME they play, but the MONEY they get for playing it. the most annoying team in baseball, or rather, sports in general. their fanbase consists of cocksucking whiney babies who claim that the only reason "yankee haters" hate the yankees is because they are jealous, that is simply not true. the ONLY reason the yankees win so much is because they literally BUY their way into winnings.
the most overpaid team in baseball, which means, they don't have any REAL skill or talent. the announcers at their games are a group of old farts who masturbate while staring at A-Rod.
the yankee team consists of Derek Jeter, A-Rod, and some other guys that nobody cares about because their celebrity status isn't high enough. Derek Jeter is an egotistic and close-minded bag of douche who thinks he's so handsome when in reality he looks like a drag queen...same for A-Rod. they constantly compete over who gets to be the hotter yankee, even though they know they are both equally fugly.
yankee games are also boring to watch.
Person #1: Did you hear that doctors have found the ultimate cure for insomnia?
Person #2: No way! What is it?
Person #1: They say to just simply watch a Yankees game!
Smart person: The Yankees are the most overpaid and overrated team in sports.
Yankee fan: OMFG you're just jealous! They are the best team in baseball, they are so good!
Smart person: If they are "so good" then why do they have such a sucky pitcher like Randy Johnson? I guess he isn't getting paid enough! That will be Jeter if his salary ever goes down!
Yankee fan: OMG! ::cries:: I got owned!
Joe Torre: So...ready for another win today Derek?
Derek Jeter: I don't know, I'm feeling kind of broke lately.......
Joe Torre: How about another 5 million added to your salary?
Derek Jeter: NOW I feel like playing baseball!
Joe Torre: But what about the game itself? And the fans? Isn't that more important than your salary?
Derek Jeter: More important than money and ferraris and being called a ladies man? Go fuck yourself, old timer! I'm in this for the riches, yo!
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