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Hey man, my blog is being gay!
I better defaggotize it.
8π 5π
What you say instead of "shotgun" in order to call the front passenger seat.
(Badonk is the back of the car)
Hooters! That means you get the badonk bud.
19π 55π
It is a bottom bitch. This is the female owned by a pimp, that is in charge of the lower bitches..
That's my bb she keep all my hoes in line.
When you impale someone's severed head on your erect cock, and spin it. This is also known as beetlejuicing.
Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice! BEETLE JUIIIIICE!
28π 17π
A girl that a guy would do anything in the whole world just to see her smile.
A girl that could mean one guys whole life, and one of his true loves.
A girl that a guy cant even begin to describe because he has so many feelings for her.
"but I'm slipping in between
You and your big dreams
It's always you
In my big dreams"
"and if i hurt you
then im sorry
please dont think that this was easy"
"my konstantine came walking down the stairs
and all that i could do was touch her long blonde hair"
"this is because i can spell confusion with a 'K'
and i can like it"
"this is to a girl
who got into my head
with all these fucked up things i did
hey
maybe
baby you could keep me up in bed
my konstanine "
525π 158π
When the sex is so good after the first time you start stalking, making weeding plans, thinking about a future, cooking meals etc.
Girl I got fucked crazy, now I'm out here picking out a wedding dress.
1) An exceptionally beligerent cocksucker who shares traits with an angry primate, and needs badly to be shut down.
2) Someone with a mighty hankering for a big juicy slab of wang.
GOD, you're such a dickape!
Get off my nuts, dickape.
I can't stand it when you get yourself all worked up over nothing, you stupid dickape!
7π 2π