hooters

What you say instead of "shotgun" in order to call the front passenger seat.
(Badonk is the back of the car)

Hooters! That means you get the badonk bud.

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dong-honker

1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.

Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!

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asshro

1) A hilariously slurred pronunciation of Asshole, used by but not exclusive to peoples of Asian accent.

Yoah get outta my store yoah shoprifting asshro!

Jay is an asshro!

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Fucked Crazy

When the sex is so good after the first time you start stalking, making weeding plans, thinking about a future, cooking meals etc.

Girl I got fucked crazy, now I'm out here picking out a wedding dress.

glork

To derive meaning of a word from the context it is used.

I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.

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gruners

Gruners are the little, spoke-like, grooves that make up the butthole or anus.

"That cat needs to lick it's ass again, it still has shit stuck all up in it's GRUNERS"

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motherbitch

1) An alternate to 'motherfucker' to the impersonal; more accurately directed at inanimate objects and situations, whereas motherfucker is generally reserved for person-to-person communications.
2) A dire situation or circumstance.
3) Short for 'the mother of all bitches'.

God that test was a MOTHER-BITCH!

Mother-bitch! It's raining AGAIN.

Hand me the bat, Johnny. I'm going to teach that motherbitch a lesson he'll never forget.

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