dropped ass

The simple act of releasing silent flatuence and waiting for a friend or stanger to unknowingly walk into it with utter disgust.

OOOOHHHWWW! Somebody just dropped ass right here. Gnarley I can taste it. Gross!

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ass munchin

One who constantly has their nose up the bosses ass. He or she will purposely try to make you look bad so that they look good.

Adam is over there ass munchin again.

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Dicked The Show

To screw up really bad.

To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.

Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.

I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?

We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?

Chair Bomb

To excrete an enormous amount of flatuance into the office chair you are sitting on while working. Then let permiate into the fabric and cushion of the chair. When an unexpecting co-worker walks by your cubical you let them pass by and then call them.
When they turn around and walk towards where you are sitting, you slowly get up and gently push the chair over to them and marvel at the disgust on their face.

Do da do, Ahhhhh... "Hey Harry, check this out for a second" (office chair is pushed gently towards Harry as he is walking towards you) (Harry's reply) "NO Dude! Your not right man that fuckin disgusting!" HAHAHAHA that must be your first chair bomb.

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Felching

To extract the ejaculated deposit of semen from your lovers anus with a soft straw like tube.
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop

"Alex, where are the new felching tubes you just got from "Fun Bike Center"? You're going to want one later."

"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"

"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"

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Butt Broth

A mild case of "the shits" usually caused by a bad piece of lettuce that was on your jumbo jack and or whopper junior. Sometimes the lettuce will actually be seen in the bowl of broth.

I just ate that jumbo jack only an hour ago and all ready I had butt broth! Amazing!

Dude, I just blew butt broth with a side of lettuce all over your bowl! It must have been the whopper junior I ate an hour and a half ago. I think the lettuce was bad or maybe a little brown.

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buttsniffer

One who enjoys waiting around to smell a fresh fart that his friend cut. Then acts suprised that it stinks.

Owen is a total buttsniffer. He did not leave right away after Jon ripped one.

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