costco rich

When you buy a shitload of something at costco, such as paper towels, and burn through it because you have an abundance of it right after you buy it. Generally performed in a nice crispy pair of kirkland signature jeans.

Bro 1: Bro I used a whole roll of your paper towels last night making taquitos and soaking up bong spillage.

Bro 2: Fuck Bro! You got hella costco rich! No worries though I got like 38 more rolls.

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