Pencil

A stick of writing

Grab some pencils and write a book!

Reese

The annoying sidekick of a retired super villain. Occasionally save his boss, but also rats him under the influence of law enforcement. Knows how to spell, but hates writing. When his boss goes to jail, he party's all year long, and pretends to still be loyal when his boss comes back.

My friend is always being a total Reese, and I am getting sick of it.