periodic sex

This is sex when the female partner is on her period. Having periodic sex is not recommended and can get quite messy.

Jordan was so horny from not seeing stacie for months that they decided to have periodic sex. Her bed never smelled the same.

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Mr. Akai

"My name is Mr. Akai" is a code used by KKK klansmen tell other klansmen that they are also part of the KKK. It is an acronym for A klansman am I. It is used in response to the statement, "I am looking for Mr. Ayak."

A klansman walks into a bar and yells out "I am looking for a Mr. Ayak."

A fellow klansman responds, "My name is Mr. Akai."

Since their "secret code" is now on urbandictionary, a group of negroes hears them say this and they continue to beat the shit out of and/or rape the couple.

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slave feet

At the heart of every negro is his or her slave feet. Not all negros know that they have slave feet until they actually need to use them.

Jordan never excelled in sports, but when he got caught stealing a t.v, his slave feet instantly kicked in.

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slave feet

At the heart of every negro is his or her slave feet. Not all negros know that they have slave feet until they actually need to use them.

Jordan never excelled in sports, but when he got caught stealing a t.v, his slave feet instantly kicked in.

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penny pincher

When a person, usually but not limited to a child, swallows money, usually pennies, and shits them out. When they pinch off the turd that contains pennies, they are penny pinching.

Wow Gil just swallowed a roll of pennies. Tomorrow he's gonna be some penny pincher

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cum dunk

When a girl is giving a guy head and refuses to swallow, the man holds her head on his erect penis as if he was dunking her head into a pool of water. She now is left with two choices: drown or swallow. No, biting it off is not an option.

I wasn't even sure if courtney would be a swallower so I didn't take any chances. I gave that hoe the cum dunk.

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get good

when someone does something stupid or sucks at doing anything, you tell them to get good.

You got 10 kills. GET GOOD NOOB!

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