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when you take a seemingly ordinary poo but when it falls into the bowl it has just the right angle and speed to slide right into the hole and continue its way towards the back of the toilet, becoming unseen. when you stand up to look at it, you make the shocking discovery that it isn't there, leaving you in a state of confusion. so you question the fact if you really even took a poo or not.
man: I think I just took a Ghost Poo.
man 2: Well did you feel it come out?
man: I don't remember...
man 2: HaHa. Jackass.
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when taking a poo, you push really hard until there is an explosion of poo that is released from your anus that sprays poo debris and covers the entire inside of your toilet, causing you to scream in pain. also, when the poo hits the water it causes a giant wave to splash back up and drench your butt cheeks with water.
Cole: Oh boy, i just dropped an atomic mud bomb.
Cody: You are lucky to be alive, sir.
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a turd that just shoots out of your anus while pooping without any effort of squeezing it out.
Cole: Man, I just had a nasty mud rocket poo.
Cody: Ew you sick little monkey.
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A hybrid form of country music that infuses hip hop, pop, & sometimes rap into one wretched, unpleasant noise people today call country music. It's nauseating sound can easily be identified by deep southern accents, bad auto-tune, & unnecessary loud bass. Introduced around 2010, the key ingredients that created this poison melody are V-neck, Buckle-Jean-wearing bozos like Florida Georgia Line, Luke Bryan, Thomas Rett, and Jason Aldean.
Man: Dude, I love country music.
Other man: No, you like New Country, where any homo with a guitar and a fake southern accent who knows how to auto-tune his voice and sings about beer, smoking weed, trucks, and banging chicks and calls it "Country Music".
Man: Yeah well..... I still like it.
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A sub-genre of alternative and punk rock music typically ranging from the mid-to-early 90's to the mid-to-early 00's. This actual tasteful music is generally nostalgic to the Millenial generation as would a Baby Boomer or a Generation X person is to real Classic Rock. Music that typically belongs to this genre would be songs by Green Day, Blink-182, Linkin Park, Seether, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, and Three Days Grace.
At a party...
Man 1: Someone put some good music on!
Man 2: I'll put my iPhone on and play some MCR.
Man 1: MCR?
Man 2: Millenial Classic Rock. plays a song by Smash Mouth.
Woman: Hey! What's this crap? I haven't heard this song since I was in like, 2nd grade when I was a loser. It's not pump-me-up music ya know? Put some Kanye West on or Nicki Minaj.
Man 2: I hate this generation's music.
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what you become when you slam a screaming nazi, which is a shot that includes jagermeister, goldschlager, & rumple minz. the effects of this shot include rage, irritation, & a heightened volume of speaking, hence the title.
man 1: mmm.. that was a good screaming nazi.
man 2: ...that guy over there is lookinΓ’ΒΒ at me wrong... gonna have to go teach him a lesson...
man 1: oh boy.. here comes Screaming Vincent again..
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