Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.

Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock

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lonely penis

When a male is in a group consisting solely of females, thus being the only person with a penis.

Lonely penis-ing can be negative:
Guy: Dude, my girlfriend made me hang out with all of her girl-friends this weekend, I had such a lonely penis.
Or positive:
Guy A: As fun as it was hanging out with just biddies last night, I got a bit of a lonely penis
Guy B: I know dude, bros before hos

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