Blue Candy

"Blue Candy" is a term used to describe the kind of autistic person who, when given a choice, picks the most obnoxious and childish option available, just to be different. It doesn't matter how well-loved the classics are; someone who is "blue candy" will purposefully pick the most obscure or unpopular things to be their favorites. For instance, the blue candy subject will favor sour blue raspberry candy simply because everyone else in the world loves chocolate. These people think they look special and quirky, but really they turn themselves into social outcasts. Blue candy people are easily identifiable by their pet reptile, dyed hair, left-handedness, and a desire to try the most disgusting thing on the menu, just cause.

No offense, but your boyfriend is so blue candy. He told me his favorite song on the album was the instrumental one. Wtf?

Sydney could not leave the county fair before trying the deep-fried butter. What a blue candy freak.

My sister is blue candy. We went to a chocolate factory and she bought blue Warheads Super Sour Candy Spray.

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I'm not like you, I'm red candy. I like pop music and I'm not afraid to admit it, because everyone likes pop music.

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