sperm globes

balls
nuts
place where sperm are stored

-Ohhh! Right in the sperm globes!!

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U.D. Editor Sickness

The feeling you get after making too many decisions and reading stupid definitions on the U.D. as an urban dictioary editor. Mostly the U.D. Editor Sickness gives you a stomach ache, head ache, and your feet get cold and sweaty. Sometimes you feel tired and your mouth tastes like stale Doritos. Could be cured by listening to "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed and drinking water.

guy: "Last night I made 1,000 decisions on the U.D., then I threw up"

Dude: "Sounds like you got U.D. Editor Sickness. Listen to Disturbed and drink some liquids, man!"

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BananaGuy

1. A feel-bad-for guy, the one who always tries and does his best but always fails
2. The guy thats gotta get on the ball and beat down the CranMan and get into some other juices (As made famous by Brian Regan)

1. "You got another C?" "Yeah" "Man you`re starting to look kinda like a BananaGuy"

2. "Like the BananaGuy wakes up, 'Man! I ain`t inna nothin!' "--Brian Regan, "I Walked on the Moon"

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Pekka Kokko

Pekka Kokko is the lead vocals and guitar of the band Kalmah. Kalmah is known across the word by millions of people, they tour everywhere from Canada to Japan. Kalmah is their own genre: Melodic Death Metal, listen to their music you`ll know what I mean. Seach them on imeem or youtube. their website is Kalmah . com

Dude #1: Hey man, wasnt the Kalmah concert awesome!?
Man #2: Yeah that Pekka Kokko can really scream!

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pillowbite

In any first-person shooter where someone tries to melee attack but misses.

Pillowbite, Pillowbiter, Pillowbiting

Its really funny to watch people pillowbite with commando on as a perk.
knifing pillowbite- MW2, Black Ops
gun hit pillowbite- Halo 3
punch pillowbite- MW1 (DS version)

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T___T

txt for angry glare and straight face

-your ugly

--T___T

-my eyes!!

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:T

A smiley for either "i`m chewing" or "Hmmmm"

1.
~wanna go out?
~:T

2.
~hey wassup?
~ :T jbec

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