:T

A smiley for either "i`m chewing" or "Hmmmm"

1.
~wanna go out?
~:T

2.
~hey wassup?
~ :T jbec

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bullshit handshake

when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!

Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!

I got a bullshit handshake today in church

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house flipper

aka "flpper"

house flippers are people who buy a worn out or crappy-ass house, fix it up and sell it for more than they paid for it.
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flipped: when you sell your house and it gets bought by a house flipper then sold again

dude: I gotta fix my house before I put it on the market
dude2: why?
dude: so that no stupid house flipper comes along and sells it for more!
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I just sold my house 2 weeks ago and now I see another for sale sign out front!! grrrrrrr! I got flipped!

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