Napier

If you live here for too long, you WILL get pregnant

Person One: Hey I ended up leaving Napier after high school and went travelling/ studying. Since then I've met heaps of new friends and found a rewarding career. What did you get up to?

Person Two: Oh wow, I stayed in Napier, now have three children and I'm not even 20 yet. It's great because all my friends who stayed in Napier have babies too. We just LOVE getting pregnant here! Other stuff we get up to is smoke drugs and drink copious amounts of alcohol.

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Charl

The definition of Awesome! aka South African man who is always right and has a large intellect. His pronunciation is superior to all others.

Person 1: I need to per-chase these things
Person 2: Oh, you're such a Charl

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