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sticks out like a dick on a fish something very noticeable or not hard to miss
my neighbors car is so rusty his car sticks out like a dick on a fish very noticeable not hard to be missed by everyone in the neighborhood
monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task
a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football
holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite
holy bloody jesus that lightning strike was loud
holy bloody jesus playing in the mud was fun
lefty loosy righty tighty is the oppisite of righty tighty lefty loosy you tun left to tighten and right to loosen propane cylinders and fittings often use left handed threads
i was trying to hook up a propane tank not knowing you go lefty loosy righty tighty i finally figured it out and got the propane tank hooked up
take a flying leap a non vulgar way of telling someone to fuck off
my boss fired me for coming in late to work one time i told her to take a flying leap
laughing like a hyena laughing hysterically or uncontrollably laughing
my neighbor let his dogs loose in my yard to do their business he was laughing like a hyena while watching his dogs do their business in my yard
trumpsucker one who sucks up to donald trump no matter what he does and gives him praise for everything he has done
my old buddy is a trumpsucker he praises donald trump for everything he does
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