mangry

The anger and frustration caused by a woman's inability to talk to her man - a lover who is often a soulmate. This form of anger is extremely rare due to the lack of men in existence who could create this type of fantastical love. It is often characterized by the woman's outrage towards others nearby, including but not limited to: verbal lashings, irrational behavior, face punching, and stabbing others with pencils. Should be treated by immediately contacting the man responsible for the manger.

Marty: Hey, do you know what is wrong with her today??? She's been up in everybody's crawl today!

Me: Oh - you didn't know??? She hasn't talked to her man all weekend!! That's why she's been so mangry today! Don't worry, he's supposed to call at lunch time. She'll be better after that!

Marty: Thank God! She nearly crawled over her cube and threatened me with a stapler earlier!!

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