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A phrase used when one is complaining about all the attention given to Tumblr user David Oomshi but not their own blog. Usually used when one is feeling lonely and wishing that people would want to talk to them, and they try to get their attention, but nobody listens. Because they are all so focused on Oomshi.
You know why?
Because David Oomshi Oliva is superior to all.
people google oomshi but not me
someone wrote a urbandictionary definition for oomshi but not me
I guess if my URL was a nonsense word it would help
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A complete dick.
Levis are usually really loud, annoying and rude. You do not want to be around a Levi. They are often racist (sometimes against their own race), sexist, and homophobic. All-around unnecesary douchebag.
Levi's ass needs to be kicked off of bus 09-28.
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"I've been sleeping in my car and traveling through the country. I just can't stand the thought of settling down anywhere."
"Dude, stop being so homophobic!"
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Incestual love or actions between twins, usually identical.
People have said twincest is like masturbating, because it's like having sex with yourself, but it's not. When you masturbate, you have sex with your hand, not another person who looks like you. They are two completely different things.
Girl 1: Omg I totally ship Chandler and Christian!
Girl 2: Uh...but they're twin brothers... That's disgusting.
Girl 1: No it's not! It's twincest!
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1. noun. A person, especially female, that is very emotionally attached to her friends and acquaintances, and frequently has emotional overloads when thinking about them and how much she loves them. Similar to a fangirl, except about people they know and not celebrities. People like this generally have had some experience fangirling on things such as Tumblr, so they end up thinking in the style of the fangirl.
2. verb. To have an overload of emotions that are characterized by love for one's friends in this fashion.
"Ohmygosh. I miss them. Omg remember that one time when they tried to prank me and then i totally dodged it and OHMYGOSHfeels. Memories omg iloveyou. I wanna organize a meetup! We should TOTALLY see each other again!!! Wait. SHE HAS A BABY NOW?!? ASDFGHJKL! omg he's so cute. ASDFGHJKL I'm friendgirling."
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A Matthew is a guy who is tall, introverted, serious, and somewhat awkward yet mysteriously fuckable. Matthews usually have dark hair. However, there is a special species of Matthews known as the Mullins species which are blond-haired and extroverted. These Matthews are said to have magical social abilities and are well-liked, but regular Matthews are said to be better in bed.
"I really want to fuck a Matthew" - Said every smart person ever.
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