komatsu

Verb. Named after the earth-digging equipment. The practice of laying flattery on extra-thick as groundwork to get laid. Used by pickup autists on the hunt.

1. She was putty in my hands after I komatsued her with weeks of seriously heavy groundwork.

2. I am going to have to komatsu the hell out of her if I want to be in with a chance.

3. Aaargh, 1 can’t believe I fell for his komatsu schtick.

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cuntifery

heinous fuckery most foul - used as a collective noun for the selfish, petty, nasty actions committed by a person, usually a narcissistic.

Divorce was a given after his latest display of cuntifery.