goofle

To receive entertaining/unexpected search results after a typo (i.e. a goof) when using a search engine (especially google)

"Dude, I was trying to find an image of a scart cable but goofled and dropped the 'r' ..."

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acronomise

To make excessive usage of TLAs in written communication (especially IM and text message), in order to reduce the number of key strokes required to express oneself.

A contraction of "acronym" and "economise".

"I do acronomise heavily, but that's a function of my laziness, not wishing to type things like 'laugh out loud' in full all the time."

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chinny reckon

To express indignant disbelief at another's fanciful proclamation.

Typically accompanied by the stroking of a non-existent goatie beard.

For some reason "reckon" is pronounced "reh-kon" rather the usual "reh-kun".

"I managed to cop off with 5 birds on Saturday night."

"5? Chinny reckon."

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