alcy

shortened word for alcoholic

goddam dan is such an alcy thats like his 30th beer

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Park Fucker

When your home backs onto a park.

The park fucker is the cunt that jumps your fence from the Park and you beat
the living shit out of them.

I'm gonna smash your fucking head in Park Fucker!!!!!!!!!!

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scoop

a bodyboarding monover in one which a bogan goes straight across a wave

tim: on sunday i did a gynormus scoop
adam+mitch:thanX matE

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Massey Convoy

A tradition started in 2004, where students from Massey University New Zealand, over run a small northland town and drink it dry before returning.

You should come on Massey Convoy, it will be wicked!

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tipping the velvet

an archaic term for cunilingus as performed by lesbians.

i tpped her velvet

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plugs

the jewelry worn in stretched piercings. not called gauges. gauges are what the sizes are called. calling it a gauge would be like somebody asking you what you bought, and instead of saying a tshirt you said "A medium".

The kids plugs are 00 gauge.

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lmaoroflpimp

laugh my ass off
roll on floor laughing
piss in my pants

A: *tells a joke*
B: LMAOROFLPIMP!!!!!!11!!1!!!!11

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