trendy

someone who persists in following the present fashion also known as sheep. many are gay and have no friends. a trendy is easy to spot as they have blue faces cos thier tight trousers stop them from breathing and thier turn ups are so huge you can do your washing in them. trendies or townies commonly hang around in shops like the body shop and have a queer laugh like uh huh huh huhuhuhuhuuhugh.

trendies are unmissable. they all dress the same and the odds are low that you wont see at least 5 thousand on your way home

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butt biscuit

biscuit made entirely of solid dried shit and ass skin flakes

Mom whats this shit in the fridge?

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bobcats

1. a word like cat but has the prefix bob
2. a fiesty feline
3. An organism with lots of hair

"Look at that hairy bobcat over there!"

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capo

A device that is attached to the frets of a guitar to raise the pitch of each string.

He put the capo on his guitar to raise the key for the singer.

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Hamam

A cock mastering donkey fucker

Yo check that hamam, he going wild with that ass!

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dynacker

An awsome man,with the muscles of zues, and the body of a underwear model. He get's his women cleanly and easily.. no questions asked.

Hey i wish i was you dynacker

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hols

The time of the year that you wait all school year for. It was coined by the British peoples, cuz they are just smart like that apparently. Oh yah, short for holidays.

--Man, I can't wait for summer hols.
--Well, I can't wait for winter hols.
--Dude, I can't wait til hols are fucking over. I'm stuck with my parents the whole time cuz you bitches don't ever do anything fun!
--You're a fag.

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