new jersy/ jersy

The garbage dump where all the anoying crack pots come from. The state is shaped like the crap i just made.

Man: (talking to another man) Polution is the the solution.
Another Man: (thinking) he must be from jersy.

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ShockSMX

One who indulges in homo-erotic stimulus; enjoyment of the penis.

Johnny and A-Aplz played hide the sausage while aunt peggy was out talking to the milkman.

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burn drive

1. to drive while inhaling magical herbs from teh earth
2. the long version of "bd"
3. synonimous with 'bake drive'

aint notin like a mo nin bake drive

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Peeyabbs

Glaswegian for pubes

Are ye Peeyabbs the same as ye heed.

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dhani harrison

the incredibly good-looking son of beatle george harrison, and his wife, olivia arias harrison.

damn, that kid look jus' like his pappy

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fist fuck

to insert a fist into someones pussy or ass

Jim fist fucked his girlfriend in her twat.

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dudeizzle

A cross between the term dude and the made-famous-by-Snoop Dogg ending -izzle. It is in reference to a friend whenever you are bored and in the mood for a new word.

Heyizzle, dudeizzle. What is up?

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