objectivity

The process of not being stupid, and therefore an attempt at being smart.

The modern world is characterized by a percentage of objectivity. The dark ages is characterized by a overwhelming percentage of faith. The post-modern world is characterized by overwhelming nihilism.

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Santinian

Ancient race of nappy haired robots, sent to this planet to keep Mary, the ancient intergalactic werewolf, from hatching her eggs via a native eggsack. Santinians can be identified by their frizzy nappy hair, stilted speech patterns, and inability to leave the lunch table without permission.

Mike is the leader of the Santinians here on Earth.

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sfu

Sucks for you.

As in 'Man, you have the worst luck.'

Oh, you have to stay home and clean?

sfu, man

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suck

The conception of bring a SUV and a Truck together, creating a terrible vehicle with no real apparent purpose

That SOB bought a SUCK!?! thats unfortunate.

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shut up

Expression of incredulity. Similar to "no way" or "Wow, I can't fucking belive it"

What? My lazy ex got a job? Shut up!

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They Took Our Jobs!

Phrase of outcry created by South Park in response to the influx of immigrants stealing American jobs.

"I lost my job as a delivery man because those goobacks came in and did the same work for less, THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"

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metallica

dude... metallica kicks ass! thanks to dave mustaine, we get 2 great bands instead of one

metallica =
fade to black, master of puppets, one, creeping death, seek and destroy, whiplash, for whom the bell tolls, welcome home (sanitarium), enter sandman, battery, and a shitload more

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