truffle pig

a fat bitch with a lot of money

as he rounded the corner he spotted a truffle pig in her lilly pants

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Rusty Hacksaw

When one has anal intercourse with a partner, then pulls his shit covered dick out; the shit coated dick is then placed across the partners mouth and moved back in fourth in a sawing motion.

Also known as the Muddy Hacksaw.

Bruce pulled out his shitty rod, placed it on Teds mouth and proceded to give him a Rusty Hacksaw.

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vbwkedafhreagj

It is the exact time when A person spazes out on a computer keyboard, and the 1-1,456,678,445,675,435,678 chance of hitting those keys in that ord

By smacking Johns head off the keyboard, I hit the
1-1,456,678,445,675,435,678
chance in typing in
vbwkedafhreagj
on my first try. I should play the lottery.

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lcb

little canadian bastard

Shane is a slovenly, socialist, sandal wearing lcb.

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revision

Shite ass crap that makes u waste time thinking about it let alone actually doing it. Teachers excuse to set more work thereby inducing torture pain and suffering on the teenage race.

Coe: cba to do ne
Skillman: play UT instead tbh

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joad

the space betweent your ball sack and butthole.

man my joad itches

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layzie1989

To make things simpler, or easier to use.

I need to layzie1989 this freakin remote!!

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