Flaw-Flaws

When you make it to the crapper at the very last second and without any straining on your part, immediately it goes "Flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw."

"Man, what was all that noise about?"

"Oh, I got the flaw-flaws. Must have been that chili from last night."

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fearyurfactory

The coolest.

"That guy is fearyurfactory!"

Malf of Doom

A cool dude that cuts bigheads down, slicks his hair back, shoots down butterflies with a 12-gauge, has been bailed out of jail 12 times, and eats live raw bats. He is known for his hatred of asians and his lack of all reasoning.

I am Malf of Doom!

Don't you want to eat?

No, the Great Malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! HA HA!

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objectivity

The process of not being stupid, and therefore an attempt at being smart.

The modern world is characterized by a percentage of objectivity. The dark ages is characterized by a overwhelming percentage of faith. The post-modern world is characterized by overwhelming nihilism.

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Santinian

Ancient race of nappy haired robots, sent to this planet to keep Mary, the ancient intergalactic werewolf, from hatching her eggs via a native eggsack. Santinians can be identified by their frizzy nappy hair, stilted speech patterns, and inability to leave the lunch table without permission.

Mike is the leader of the Santinians here on Earth.

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sfu

Sucks for you.

As in 'Man, you have the worst luck.'

Oh, you have to stay home and clean?

sfu, man

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suck

The conception of bring a SUV and a Truck together, creating a terrible vehicle with no real apparent purpose

That SOB bought a SUCK!?! thats unfortunate.

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