EVIL

A weirdo cult with a website on geocities. It is an acronym for "Every Villian Is Lemons".

EVILs (followers of EVIL) apparently believe that god is a gorilla living on the moon and is named "Mozzarella". They worship cheese, and say that Dick Cheney and Chuck E. Cheese are their messiahs.

In short, EVILs are one screwed-up bunch of wackos.

The EVIL sacred text is the "Book O' EVIL." EVILs have serious issues.

surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

flannys mum

a true milf. every one wants to bang her

so's ur mum
or
i wud do flannys mum

Magic

to be incredibly awesome

I'm friggin magic.
Your so not magic.

Dickup

To bust up a dick in a cunt

*Masta Flex Injects a penis into a whore*

fag0r

Homosexual, Gay, Lesbo

OMG u are such a fag0r!

Nina

Another word for a vagina, uncomon to use but great when you dont want other people to know what you are talking about

"Hey! Dont touch my nina!" or "Do you prefere sex in the rectom or the nina?"