scintillating

1. boring, lewd.

2. Like the conversation on a sailboat when there is no wind.

I'd like to plunder the booty on the crew on that J - 24, Captain Edwin leered scintillatingly.

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Wombling

The practice of severely intoxicating oneself and then homosexually assaulting ones friends under the guise of drunken banter, thus hiding your wanton and rampant bum love urges.

Seriously, don't buy him another drink, he looks in a wombling mood again

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