criminal

adj. A person with a propensity toward violence, but not enough capital to start a corporation.

I was robbed by a criminal.

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cherry

The hymen which is broken upon penetration.

"I popped her cherry"

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cherry

In slang, it is referred to as the Hymen or Maidenhead of a woman.

This is actually a small fruit that is good.

"I'm gonna pop her cherry"

"Cherrys taste good."

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War of 1812

A war Canadians thought they were involved in, even though they were not an independant country.

The total outcome of the war was the United States gaining Lake Erie, and the British no longer practiced impressment of American sailors.

The War of 1812 was between Britian and the United States, not Canada.

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Steak and Shake

The process of making a person felate you, spit it back out into your anal cavity, and retrieve it with their tongue.

Katy is such a slut, she gave me a steak and shake last night.

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basking ridge

mother fucking rich ass town in jersey

you see a town of new expensive cars and you hear shit music like Dave Matthews

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Darko Milicic

The guy the Pistons took over Carmelo, who scored 0.5 PPG and just 4.7 minutes per game, while watching more talented Power Forwards like Rasheed Wallace and Mehmet Okur do all the work.

Darko Milicic was selected #2 overall in the NBA Draft to collect towels and get Larry Brown coffee.

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