fat mike

Some fat Gay-assed kid named mike at Romeo High school in Michigan who has a big lips and teeth that wont fit inside his damn mouth. Who is also a douche

Hey look its fat mike, what a douche.

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commence intense mamboage

To leave one place in order to go to another place that is infinitely more entertaining, such as leaving a house to go to a party.

most commonly used to tell someone that you're coming, and leaving you're current position.

"Aight then, you coming?"
"yeah, i'll commence intense mamboage in a minute."
"party on."

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weed

uhhhh...the best thing ever
oveously

i think weed is the best think ever

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ass worshipping rim-jobbers

This porno that I have in my closet

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Swoll

Means a large person, aka fatbody.

Holy shit, look at that swoll! She must of just ate 20 twinkies.

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ctn

ctn = cannot talk now
This is an abbreviation used by people having blowjob while messaging on internet

Bob: Hey whats the English HW?
Chad: CTN, i'm getting a blowjob
Bob: Turn on your camera then and lemme see

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penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

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