Rice Bowl

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group in exchange for compensation.
2. A protected job, project, program etc...

Bob: "I don't need Jim. I can change the tire myself".
Ted: "But Bob, ya gotta let Jim fix it. That's his rice bowl".

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nozzle

A typical young male usually suffering from delusions of adequacy.

There are more nozzles in here than at the douche factory.

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Moloko

A fictional drink consisting of milk and a psychoactive drug. From the book and movie "A Clockwork Orange".
Three drinks were available:
Moloko plus Vellocet
Moloko plus Synthemesc
Moloko plus Drencrom

The milkbar sold moloko plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom... This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

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Wife Goggles

A condition suffered by many husbands whereby they believe their unattractive wife is actually attractive.

Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).

The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.

Jim: "Doesn't Ted know his fat ugly wife is spending him into the poor house?"

Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."

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