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blue parakeet

to shove an entire straw from any fast food restaurant down your throat and continuously adding more until you turn blue and make a sound that resembles one of a parakeets.

John tried the blue parakeet challenge the other day, he's awesome.

by bob ross the crafter of sorts February 6, 2018


orange flamingo

the act of shoving a yard flamingo up one's own ass until it comes out the other side.

i had a really tough time with that orange flamingo the other day, it took over 5 hours to remove it.

by bob ross the crafter of sorts January 18, 2018