Male twerking

The dance style where a man removes his pants and bounces up and down repeatedly, causing his junk to flap around furiously.

Girl: Did you see Joel male twerking at the club last night?

Guy: What? He didn't!

Girl: Yes, I couldn't believe my eyes, he removed his pants and flapped his junk on the dance floor!

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Dirty Mayhew

The act of inserting as many baby marshmallows as possible into your sleeping girlfriend's vagina.

Girlfriend: "why do I have baby marshmallows in my vagina?"
Boyfriend: "you fell asleep early, so I dirty mayhew'd you"