NASTY GRANNY

VERB- GETTING FISTED BY AN OVERWEIGHT OLD GRANNY NAMED SUE WHILE SHE WISTLES THE TUNE TO THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW AND SHARTS(see sharts) ON YOUR FEET.
SHE MAY BE WATCHING NIP-TUCK DURING THE ACT OF THE NASTY GRANNY.

NASTY GUY:I helped your granny take in her groceries and before I knew it she pulled a nasty granny!

GRANDSON: Well, how was it?

NASTY GUY: Oh... it was nasty!

GRANDSON: Dude she's like 95 and a half!

NASTY GUY: Well it was pretty cool man, we watched cable and practiced knitting...

GRANDSON: Right on dude!!!

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