Morel support

To trip sit your friend on magic mushroom is to provide "morel support".

It is a play on words combining morel mushrooms and moral support.

Guy #1: hey I'm gonna trip on shrooms this Friday and listen to Portishead
Guy #2: I'll be there if you need some morel support

tiffiny

Tiffiny is a gorgeous, friendly and affectionate lady who's one of the nicest people you will ever meet. That is, until you get on her bad side. If you happen to cross a Tiffiny, treat her with the utmost respect or she will not hesitate to cut you.

Dude 1: hey , I'm going out with that Tiffiny girl :)
Dude 2: she's gorgeous, make sure you take care of her
*the next day in hospital*
Dude 2: dude can you come pick me up from the hospital?
Dude 1: what happened dude?
Dude 2: I tried to hook up with Tiffiny when she didn't want to and she cut me....

Dude 1: that's why you never mess with Tiffiny.

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Munge

To Munge (derivative of the italian term mangia, meaning eat) is to orally stimulate a female's vagina by "eating her out". Will usually result in an orgasm, and is often followed by a blowjob (if not done already) and or intercourse, as well as an increased willingness to make you sandwiches.

Bob: hey Fred, you having olga over tonight?
Fred: yeah man, gonna have a munge.

Bob: infinite sandwiches for you.

*high five*

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