Straight Edge

Straight Edge, is a label that was born out of punk music. Someone who doesn't, take in substances that effect the body(ie drugs not necessarily illegal), potentially doesn't eat meat. Will not engage in casual sex. Someone who dislikes drugs but is not original or secure enough to just say "I don't do drugs". A person who identifies as such is a loser, not because of their actions but because they apply the stupid label to themselves. for example, "Your just a stupid stoner!" "No, you twit I happen to be a guy who likes to smoke pot". They also have a affinity for stupid triple X tattoos as well

Beer guy"Hey want a beer"
straightedge" No I'm straight edge, i live a pure lifestyle"
Beer "All you had to say was no thanks.. !"

Example of non-asshole

guy1" take a hit"
guy2 "I don't smoke, but thanks"
guy1 "Thats cool, more for the rest of us"

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Pocket Hottie

A attractive girl who is short and well endowed.

Guy1: did you see that Pocket Hottie
Guy2: yeah she was really hot

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