ant up your ass

to act all nervous and jerky in a social situation

dude-you totally acted like you had an ant up your ass when those chicks came over here

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nipple icing

when you completely cover a nipple and areola with a thick load of cum

I gave your sister a nice nipple icing last night,then your mom licked it off and the bitch snowballed me

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stink rag

the towel used to wipe the man snot out of the bar slut's pussy between bonings while she's getting gang banged

"better wring that stink rag out-a busload of sailors just pulled in"

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soup

Really bad B.O.,there are varying degrees;with Campbells chicken noodle soup being the worst

Dude- do you EVER shower? It smells like campbell's soup in here

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shiner

what your cock is right when you pull it out of a nice cum-filled pussy

Your dad came home early and i had to climb out your sister's window with a shiner

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wet donkey jacket

a very thick winter coat worn in the U.K.-used as an example to illustrate the strength of a hard on

Dude 1:Did you see the rack on that blonde?
Dude 2:Did I ever,you could hang a wet donkey jacket on my cock right now

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ppzzus

A huge homosexual who likes to stick things up his ass.

Hey goatse is such a ppzzus

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