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ant up your ass

to act all nervous and jerky in a social situation

dude-you totally acted like you had an ant up your ass when those chicks came over here

by bobbyt June 17, 2006

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


turkish towel

on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their ass when all the toilet paper is gone

"Hey Skipper-get Gilligan to change the turkish towel-it's down to the last square inch and we're havin chili tonite"

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

9πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Fuckface

literally a fluffer or someone who performs oral sex. But more of a put-down as in someone who is only good enough for oral sex.

Yo stupid ass sista is nonthin but a nasty ass fuckface.

by bobbyt March 14, 2005

13πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


carpet rash

brush burns obtained from tearin one off on a carpet

Dude1:"you got some wicked carpet rash there dude"
Dude2:"that's nothing-you should see your mom's back"

by bobbyt June 18, 2006


Mitt

an unusually large pussy,usually protruding through her pants

Boy that chick had a mitt like Johnny Bench

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

66πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


balls in a bunch

to get upset over a percieved slight

boy- that dude in the elevator really got his balls in a bunch when you cut the cheese

by bobbyt June 17, 2006

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


tit mung

the nasty combination of lint and sweat that accumulates under unperky (usually fat,sloppy) tits.

when that fat bitch laid back i was lookin at two tit mung smiles

by bobbyt June 17, 2006

11πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž