stink rag

the towel used to wipe the man snot out of the bar slut's pussy between bonings while she's getting gang banged

"better wring that stink rag out-a busload of sailors just pulled in"

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turkish towel

on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their ass when all the toilet paper is gone

"Hey Skipper-get Gilligan to change the turkish towel-it's down to the last square inch and we're havin chili tonite"

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Fuckface

literally a fluffer or someone who performs oral sex. But more of a put-down as in someone who is only good enough for oral sex.

Yo stupid ass sista is nonthin but a nasty ass fuckface.

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Mitt

an unusually large pussy,usually protruding through her pants

Boy that chick had a mitt like Johnny Bench

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carpet rash

brush burns obtained from tearin one off on a carpet

Dude1:"you got some wicked carpet rash there dude"
Dude2:"that's nothing-you should see your mom's back"

tit mung

the nasty combination of lint and sweat that accumulates under unperky (usually fat,sloppy) tits.

when that fat bitch laid back i was lookin at two tit mung smiles

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back-up shits

whan you have to shit so bad,you drop your drawers and back into the stall,usually occuring after a night of tequilla and burritos,your pants usually fit better after takin one of these

boy,what a night,i had the back-up shits so bad i gotta repaint the bathroom

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