my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.

mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

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keansburg

The archetypal town of white trash. This beacon of filth is located on the Jersey Shore in New Jersey.

person: Hey, look at that guy with the stained "Big Ed's BBQ" shirt and skid marks that show through his pants. He must be homeless - Let's go curbstomp him and steal his money.

boburt: No, he's from Keansburg.

person: Ah, figures.

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name141

To go on IRC and set modes +hve for oneself even though one has +o (and hence doesn't need +hv) and +e is pointless because of ChanServ's unban function.

*** psypher sets mode: +hve psypher psypher psypher!*@*
<boburt> pulling a Name141 I see !!
<psypher> yep

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