nits

when someone wants to pay for their own birthday present

are you fucking nits??? you’re not paying for moes? it’s your birthday present why would you pay???

black sunshine

a term used for a once in a life time best friend

person 1: dude you’re like a ray of black sunshine to me

person 2: what do you mean

person 1: because black sunshine is once in a lifetime, and you’re my black sunshine

person 2: you’re my black sunshine too

cheesecake

when you have the lil smile :) and the lil smile :) is very contagious and makes me smile

person 1: :)
person 2: you fucking cheesecake

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Bodlen

the act of remembering weird dreams and memories

So I had this weird dream last night and I don’t remember a lot of it but I remember a part where shrek was at the ice rink without Fiona and I went home and saw spaghetti all over my dress. Bodlen.

dungeon party

a party in a dungeon where people sit in a circle and tell spooky stories until one pisses their pants, the loser gets tied up and egged

person 1: yo bro do you want to come to my dungeon party?
person 2: i’ll bring the eggs

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notch

for a person that’s being a straight up, two faced, annoying, close minded, fake, and limo wanting person

“god she’s such a notch”

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