hump junky

term used to describe the reaction one gets when a person or group of people mention drugs and/or drug use, similar to a dry hump motion.

john's such a hump junky he gets a hard on when his friends talk about cocaine

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Skeev

1) A sketchy character

2) Someone with a lack of morals

3) A sheisty motherfucker

Creighton you skeev, you said you'd stay if I did a Spyda Dunk.

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domocile

the opposite of a herman handshake in which the object on the womans head falls off due to excessive roundness

i wanted a herman handshake but her head was to pointed and all i got was a domocile

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Oh Billy!

affectionate term used when ever... preferably screamed at the top of ones lungs. anyone named eric, is reffered to as oh billy.

*OH Billy!
- where have you been all my life
* in your bum bum.

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dirty john

the act of pulling out ones penis and slapping a teacher, or substitute teacher in the face... then tea-bagging them... named after john dove, at Alamogordo High

* now children, do you're homework
- i'll give you a dirty john if you don't shut up.

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ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

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Jib

to come splatter a persons face...

i jibbed so hard her head got stuck to the pillow

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