Cacaphony

Cacaphony. (n) . Fake poo, the rubber type seen in gag gift shops.

Oh boy did john fool me good he left a big brown blob on the front porch and I immediately thought it was real. It was just a pile of Cacaphony.

hanging by a wedgie

Used to describe a very painful, (and sometimes embarrassing), situation that one cannot get out of immediately.

This could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn't have a come back) , physical (getting one's foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.

Example one:

"Hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?"

"No, sorry dude, I'm tapped out. Fiscally, I'm hanging by a wedgie".

Example two:

"Dude, I just got pwned by Mike. There's no way I could top that comeback. He's got me hanging by a wedgie.

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one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.

Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.

Ford 5150

(n). Slang for Ford F-150 truck. 5150 is code for the criminally insane, which is what you may be if you drive this junk.

Ooh boy there's a big bad Ford 5150 on the side of the road with the hood open.

charity sigh

Charity sigh--a sigh done in a public place, done by an individual who has an audience. Usually the sigher is working on a frustrating task such as homework, or on a slow moving computer.

Ted is pretty easy to spot in the library. He often lets out a charity sigh to let everyone know of his "woe is me" problem.

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Weaver monkey

(n).

1. Any daredevil on a Ninja style motorcycle who gets his thrills in traffic by weaving in and out and around cars without respect for other drivers/pedestrians/cyclists.

2. A young inexperienced biker who races and does wheelies in traffic, resulting in a fatal accident.

On my back bumper, these three weaver monkeys were trying to intimidate me by weaving back and forth on their bikes, then they gunned it down the right hand shoulder and into the mini-mart lot.

Jack, pull over in to the right lane, we got weaver monkeys in back of us.

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Tucker Carlson

(n). 1. A Shit Sandwich. Served at all fine eating establishments everywhere.

man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.

Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.

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