mayonaise

What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.

I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

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scary movie 3

The funniest of the Scary Movie .... um, movies. It has by far the most bizarre, must-see alternate ending ever!

George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...

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Bean sprouted

Used to describe something that has been "sorted out".

Derived from the term "Sorted out like a bean sprout."

Mike: "Hey Dave, how's that pile of orders coming along?"

Dave: "One more to go, then they'll be bean sprouted."

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elevenses

The name for a traditional English requirement for a hot beverage, usually tea or coffee and a light, sweet snack to go with it, usually biscuits. The urge arrives around 11am, hence the name, and is used to fill the gap between breakfast and lunch.

"I'm starting to feel a little peckish, is it time for elevenses yet?"

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IITS

Acronym for "It's In The Script" - a quick and easy response to any query questioning something unrealistic, inconsistent or just plain stupid seen on TV or in film.

Pete: "How the hell could Jeff Goldblum upload a virus to the alien mothership using a Mac?"

John: "IITS."

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oh yes

Churchill the dog's catchphrase, of Churchill Car Insurance fame. Tends to add more o's to "oh" for additional emphasis.

Uninsured driver: "Churchill, can I get a 15% discount when I buy your car insurance online?"

Churchill: "Oooooooooooh yes."

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Miles Davis

If Tom Cruise asks you a question about this guy, you're dead!

Tom Cruise: "I'm going to ask you a question about Miles Davis."

You: "Shit..."

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