the tooth fairy

When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.

My girlfriend had to go to the dentist after I gave her the tooth fairy

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abdopted

When someone is abducted from an orphanage.

Jimmy was abdopted from St. Mary's Orphanage just the other day. He now lives with a strange woman who didn't want to go through the paperwork for adopting.

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