slag boat

Whilst a boy is going out with a girl, when with his mates, if one of them asks wheres 'slag boat' they mean where is your girlfriend.
A slang term used to identify your girlfriend.

Andy: " Wheres Slag boat?"
Dave: "She is at home"

Andy: "Your slag boat is getting on my nerves"
Dave: "Sorry mate, i will have a chat with her"

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havisham

Whilst a girl is giving a blowjob, she bites the mans nob.

"then down until i suddenly bite awake" - Carol Ann Duffy's poem, Havisham

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