cd

a condom, yea... a condom, could also mean a compact disc,...but i'll say its a condom

i was so drunk i forgot to use a cd

9👍 24👎

iCu

I see you

Dude:Hey guess what?
Guy:What?
Dude:I C U!!!
Guy:I'm going to have to kill you now.

54👍 84👎

bitchin

1) Somethin awesome or "tight"
2) Annoying fucken females runnin there mouths.

1) Damn that car is bitchin.
2) Damn slut quit your bitchin.

16👍 22👎

Robot Jones

Some robot from "Whatever happened to Robot Jones?" Who sounds boring when saying certain things like "nnnoooo" or "aaahhh"

Hey whats up Robot...*slash* YEOWCH!!

18👍 8👎

strobelight girl

A girl that appears to have a banging body and face inside the club, but once the lights go on, she resembles a wombat, desert bat, bandicoot, rottweiler, or even a war pig.

I was talking to this hot bitch last night at the club...man she was blingin. Then the lights come on, and she was a strobelight girl...so ugly and disgusting, I had to run away.

42👍 10👎

Hoof

1. A word I scream just before I stab someone with a stick then toss them to the other side of the street.

2. A sound FX made when stabbing then throwing someone to the other side of the street.

Guy1: I'm going to hurt you now!
Guy2: *meep*
*stabbed HOOF*
Guy2: AAHHHHH!!!
Guy1: Oh did I kill him?

6👍 18👎

OHKO

To be knocked out in one hit.
One Hit Knock Out

He's so powerful he can OHKO anyone he fights now.

107👍 8👎