Washboard Nads

When the testes get really cold and shrivel up and get tight and hard - the wrinkles are the washboard and the testes are the nads!

Dad: Son, why the hell did you turn the AC down so low? It's freezing!
Son: I'm trying to get washboard nads motherfucker!!!

chanata

A slang term used by Mexicans for coffee. Derived from chanatito.

Dad: Wake up, son!
Son: Dad, it's 4 in the morning!

Dad: It's CHANATA time motherfucker!

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Punch Fuck

A violent sexual move where the fucker punches a fuckee’s orifice of choice - HARD and FAST.

Son: What are you reading?

Dad: I’m reading a damn 1000 page book BITCH!

Son: Call me bitch again and I’ll punch fuck that book up your ass one page at a time!

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