Sakura: I finally caught up to you guys!!!
everyone: why is uselessness even trying
Uselessness is a perfect word to define Sakura. Sakura Haruno is a Naruto character. She is the most useless character who is written by a human. Some people suggested aliens wrote this character since it's impossible to imagine that level of uselessness.
mom: Could you be more useless.
me: *switching to Sakura with my Omnitrix*
mom: that level of uselessness is almost impossible