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Carl

The curly-headed dude who wears khakis and a polo and glasses and can make $12K in oil from his forehead alone. He is not too fat and not too skinny. Carl is always innocent and does not do anything wrong because he can't get a girl which is fine since a lot of girls he know just cares about look and stuff. Carl is always that dude that is used for like a guard or something. He just asks and wonders. So, don't bother coming at him rude because he has been holding anger. He does not like bullying. Maybe people should be like Carl and have a very fun personality and can always know what's wrong and is very fun to be friends with. He is very average. He loves everybody. Even if they are petrified in the inside or outside. Carl will know how you feel. Carl is a good person. Carl is a brave person. Trust him.

See example sentence about Carl.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

62👍 24👎


The Study of Wumbo

It's first grade, SpongeBob

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo?
It's The Study of Wumbo

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

23👍 2👎


shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016


Rusty Boiler

When you're so hungry your belly makes a whale call.

My Rusty Boiler is going on high,

by bonelesspizza December 22, 2016


noncomprehendo

When one thing is nowhere related to the other.

Guy 1: I got an A on my test.
Guy 2: The akin nightmare prosecutes the recovery.

Guy 1: Ok. I see you have noncomprehendo. right?
Guy 2: Another flipping specialist nicknames the manpower.

by bonelesspizza February 17, 2017


lixering

When you scramble every starting letter of a word in a sentence.

Are you lixering?
Wo. Ny whuld wou yoask?
This is why you are a disgrace to grammar school.

by bonelesspizza February 3, 2017


crimsiché

A pėŕśŏŋ ŵĥƍ ťŷpȅș ȴȉkē ţħĩŝ

Royce loves crimsiché.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016