noncomprehendo

When one thing is nowhere related to the other.

Guy 1: I got an A on my test.
Guy 2: The akin nightmare prosecutes the recovery.

Guy 1: Ok. I see you have noncomprehendo. right?
Guy 2: Another flipping specialist nicknames the manpower.

human noise

When you try to guess the noise a human makes.

Human: Quack.
Duck: *human noise*

bidi

The toe you hit with a table.

My bidi broke into pieces.

7👍 5👎

♀

Women.

Amirite? *ba dum tsss* ♀

11👍 10👎

Election 2016

A mistake you should not have done.

America: We did Election 2016
Japan: Haha! You guys are losers
America: We're gonna have to bomb you.

9👍 2👎

Diet Chicago

A place where there is no crime and has a very trustworthy population.

Living in Diet Chicago is such a paradise.

Melancholy Hour

When you want to drink alcohol because you feel depressed. (10:00 - 11:00)

Oh boy. Would you look at the time. It's Melancholy Hour. *sobs while attempting to drink*