ridin' the horn

Performing a sex act similar to ridin' the rod; the dude is on his back, so his erect cock sticks straight up like a saddle horn. His lady aligns her pussy with the ol' woody and sits back in the saddle formed by his crotch and his legs...then she slides up and down his cock, slowly at first, then faster until he's buckin' and fuckin' her ass off...and when they come together, the ride is worth it!

"Hey, man, I wouldn't mind takin' one of those cowgirls for a ride...you know it's cool to be the saddle when she's ridin' the horn."

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ass-fucked

to be ripped off or screwed, particularly in relationship to a bad business deal or bad personal relationship that leaves you feeling violated

You spent that much for that old wreck? Dude, you were ass-fucked big time!

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slappin' the skins

playing congas, bongos, djembe, or other hand drums; to play them loud enough to hear them over the other band members, a hand drummer often slaps the drum heads, particularly near the edge of the drums.

"What're you doin' tonight, bro'?"

"Got a gig slappin' the skins at the Latin Music Festival."

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central business district

noun; euphemism for one's crotch or the human genitals, including but not restricted to balls, cock, cojones, dick, stones or woody in men, or cunt or pussy in women

"Gotta protect the ol' central business district," I sighed as I pulled on my jock strap before going out on the field.

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